But mom he's only 884 years older

A young fair girl named Tessa, living in the Canadian wilderness and staying indoors. A multifandom blog with a nasty habit of not tagging anything... Feel free to browse, but if you break me, you buy me. I'm a fragile soul.

horror movie opening scene

white girl:

i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy:

come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl:

you're just trying to scare me.

white boy:

lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl:

babe what that??

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl:

zack!!!

white boy:

ha ha just kidding!

white girl:

asshole!

white boy:

im just playin babe

white girl:

that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl:

zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl:

ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl:

ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen:

BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

(Source: dunspoopy, via alfredojones)

(Source: photosetavenue, via spoopytodd)

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie, via annalikestotalk)

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

(via starfleetstolemytardis)

missingvagina:

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

(via charliebradburythevampireslayer)

mypreciousmind1:

lenaoffassy:

zustin:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

Mmmmmm angry sex… :p

(via wellthisisafail)

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

(via thelastcenturion-thesortinghat)

mrsmorticiaaddams:

Their relationship is beyond perfect

*not my gif*

mrsmorticiaaddams:

Their relationship is beyond perfect

*not my gif*
figmentdotcom:

This is hilarious and painful at the same time…

figmentdotcom:

This is hilarious and painful at the same time…

(Source: thehardkandy, via thelastcenturion-thesortinghat)

babeimgonnaleaveu:

People who think bassists and drummers are not important cannot be trusted

(via thelastcenturion-thesortinghat)

officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice

(via mozzahellasticks)

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

(via jawn-and-his-dragon)

wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.

Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful.

(via generaloflokisarmy)