But mom he's only 884 years older

A young fair girl named Tessa, living in the Canadian wilderness and staying indoors. A multifandom blog with a nasty habit of not tagging anything... Feel free to browse, but if you break me, you buy me. I'm a fragile soul.

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

thedroidurlookingfor:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

She’s his Barney Stinson.

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?

"Not this game again Tasha, we are not playing-"
"Haaaaaaavvve you met Steve?"
"…. hi."

(Source: mishasteaparty, via ninth-level-of-awesome)

thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

(via hanrawr-montanrawr)

pacificcresttrail2013:

Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.

pacificcresttrail2013:

Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.

(Source: uphilldesigns, via amerikatie)

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

(via agentrodgers)

josephemil:

johnnaglory:

There are two people you’ll meet in your life.  One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest.  The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.  You will meet these two people; it is a given.  It is the third that you’ll never see coming.  That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book. 

Wow…

(via hashtag-poundkey)

We will carry a piece of each other into everything that we do next to remind us of who we are and of who we are meant to be.”

(Source: claryherondales)

lesliaisonsdemarieantoinette:

LES LIAISONS DE MARIE ANTOINETTE | BACKSTAGE MARCHESSA SS 2015

lesliaisonsdemarieantoinette:

LES LIAISONS DE MARIE ANTOINETTE | BACKSTAGE MARCHESSA SS 2015

(via theofficialariel)

insanely-smart:

nwadadnama:

mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar:

Monty Python ~ The Spanish Inquisition

Heehee

Always reblog the best TV skit ever.

(via alitttlebug)

“I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.”

—   My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

(Source: cubsterkarofsky, via jawn-and-his-dragon)

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

(via ninth-level-of-awesome)

probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

(Source: odestayouhavemyheart, via secretskeletonchris)

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

(via thomymayotube)

quantum-sheep:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

A L L H A I L

(via alitttlebug)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

(via thekittenofdeath)