i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
you're just trying to scare me.
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
babe what that??
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
ha ha just kidding!
im just playin babe
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*things turn sexy*
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
*white girl runs*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”
I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
- made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what
WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING
Mmmmmm angry sex… :p
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
People who think bassists and drummers are not important cannot be trusted
did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it
enough to break the ice